Party Like It's 1995

When I heard that Moby was going to be playing the Urban Magazine party, stars came to my eyes. I would consider myself a Moby fan. I thought Play was a great album. I even liked his duet with Gwen Stefani and I gave him credit for being a vegan tea drinker who didn't allow himself to get swallowed up in celebrity. Oh Moby, when did it all go so wrong? Instead of being treated to a danceable beat you played rave techno. Didn't the Trainspotting soundtrack come out 10 years ago? And your herbal tea? Replaced by Amstel Light. I just hope that wasn't your BMW SUV parked outside.