Take my Blog, Please!

Seriously, someone like me shouldn't even be allowed to have a blog. There should be some sort of application form for this, whereby anyone who is: too lazy, too busy, too forgetful, too overwritten (not to be confused with too overwrought) should not be given a password or any semblance of access to publishing anything online. When was the last time I posted? JULY???? Seriously, I'm not THAT busy. I mean, I'm busy. Starting my own little (emphasis on little) PR firm, launching a fashion/lifestyle product, ghost writing for SmartLiving Magazine, and trying to find a way to fit in a horse and a boyfriend are all lame excuses.

So, dear readers, if there are any of you still left, my word is now etched into cyber space - I promise to update more often. I promise to stop being such a poor excuse of a writer. And I promise to stop publishing so many flattering pictures of myself. Actually, scratch that last one.